over me…..not that I mind dudes…..keep doin what you’re doin…..feels great…… And Jonnie….your just jealous as fuck, drooling over the back seat, with a pretty big bone in your tent from what I see….. Now who is the real perve in this situation, I ask you….who???” I lambasted all of the fuckers…
“YOU” they all answered in a synized spot-on emphatic chorus.
“Yeah…..well…..so what?…..I’m still…….developing………”I started out strong and ended with a mumble.
“Developing an addi….” Dave sneered
“More like a rap sheet….” Mike added with a chuckle
“I’d say a life-long pattern of gay random dude hook-ups…..” Sean chimed in and laughed
“Cum-guzzler….developing a refiaste fuzzling cum….” Jonnie lowered the reality boom.
“Fuck all of you fags…. You know you all just want me….. Admit it a over yay-ass selves….. We’ll see who’s the biggest cum-guzzling, addicted to random-dude homo hook-ups with a -sheet a mile long gay-ass-dude before this weekend is over …… And I’ll betcha all it won’t be me…..I’m not in the closet like the rest of you bro-ho-fo’s…..so go Fuck the Fuck OFF bitches……” I replied to their stinging insults…
And with that….. I turned up the volume on my IPod, sat up straight, dislodged both Mike & Sean’s hands from my jeans, put on my shades and ignored all of them the rest of the to Brian’s. Everybody followed my lead, pulled out their IPod, I Phone, and or I Pad and drifted off into their owronic world. The self absorption was a good thing. We’d all . Ohe booze started flowing we’d all be wishing for some pead quiet…..and some “pied let’s try it…….”
We arrived at Brian’s a little after one iernoon. We loaded some more supplies into the RV, stopped for lun town, and hit the road by 3 PM. We had about another hour and a half to drive up to Lake Cachuma. Our cozy little group got to spread out now that the RV was in the picture. Sean and Jonnie rode along with me and Brian in the RV, while Mike kept Dave